Today's Troll Lesson is How The Female Reproduction System Works and what breasts look like!

Menstrual cycle is the cycle of changes that occurs in the uterus and ovary for the purpose of sexual reproduction. It is essential for the production of eggs and for the preparation of the uterus for pregnancy. The#menstrualcycle occurs only in fertile #female#humans and other female primates. In humans, the length of a menstrual cycle varies greatly among women (ranging from 25 to 35 days), with 28 days designated as the average length. Each cycle can be divided into three phases based on events in the ovary#ovarian cycle or in the #uterus #uterine cycle). The ovarian cycle consists of the follicular phase, ovulation, and luteal phase whereas the uterine cycle is divided into menstruation, proliferative phase, and secretory phase. Both cycles are controlled by the endocrine system and the normal hormonal changes that occur can be interfered with using hormonal contraception to prevent reproduction. After being released from the ovary, the egg is swept into the fallopian tube by the fimbria, which is a fringe of tissue at the end of each fallopian tube. After about a day, an unfertilized egg will disintegrate or dissolve in the fallopian tubeFertilization by a spermatozoon #sperm #semen #jizz#cum , when it occurs, usually takes place in the ampulla, the widest section of the fallopian tubes. A fertilized egg immediately begins the process of embryogenesis, or development. The developing #baby#embryo takes about three days to reach the uterus and another three days to implant into the endometrium. It has usually reached the blastocyst stage at the time of implantation. In some women, ovulation features a characteristic pain called mittelschmerz (German term meaning middle pain). The sudden change in hormones at the time of ovulation sometimes also causes light mid-cycle blood flow By convention, menstrual cycles are counted from the first day of menstrual bleeding. Stimulated by gradually increasing amounts of estrogen in the follicular phase, discharges of blood (menses) slow then stop, and the lining of the uterus thickens. Follicles in the ovary begin developing under the influence of a complex interplay of hormones, and after several days one or occasionally two become dominant (non-dominant follicles atrophy and die). Approximately mid-cycle, 24–36 hours after the Luteinizing Hormone (LH) surges, the dominant follicle releases an ovum, or egg, in an event called ovulation. After ovulation, the egg only lives for 24 hours or less without fertilization while the remains of the dominant follicle in the ovary become a corpus luteum; this body has a primary function of producing large amounts of progesterone. Under the influence of progesterone, the endometrium (uterine lining) changes to prepare for potential implantation of an embryo to establish a pregnancy. If implantation does not occur within approximately two weeks, the corpus luteum will involute, causing sharp drops in levels of both progesterone and estrogen. The hormone drop causes the uterus to shed its lining and egg in a process termed menstruation. In the menstrual cycle, changes occur in the female reproductive system as well as other systems (which lead to breast tenderness or mood changes, for example). A woman's first menstruation is termed menarche, and occurs typically around age 12-13. The end of a woman's reproductive phase is called the menopause, which commonly occurs somewhere between the ages of 45 and 55. The average age of menarche in humans is 12–13 years, but is normal anywhere between ages 8 and 16. The average age of menarche is about 12.5 years in the United States, 12.72 in Canada, 12.9 in the UK and 13.06 ± 0.10 years in Iceland. Factors such as heredity, diet and overall health can accelerate or delay menarche. The cessation of menstrual cycles at the end of a woman's reproductive period is termed menopause. The average age of menopause in women is 52 years, with anywhere between 45 and 55 being common. Menopause before age 45 is considered premature in industrialised countries. Like the age of menarche, the age of menopause is largely a result of cultural and biological factors; however, illnesses, certain surgeries, or medical treatments may cause menopause to occur earlier than it might have otherwise. The length of a woman's menstrual cycle will typically vary, with some shorter cycles and some longer cycles. A woman who experiences variations of less than eight days between her longest cycles and shortest cycles is considered to have regular menstrual cycles. It is unusual for a woman to experience cycle length variations of less than four days. Length variation between eight and 20 days is considered as moderately irregular cycles. Variation of 21 days or more between a woman's shortest and longest cycle lengths is considered very irregular. The menstrual cycle can be described by the ovarian or uterine cycle. The ovarian cycle describes changes that occur in the follicles of the ovary whereas the uterine cycle describes changes in the endometrial lining of the uterus. Both cycles can be divided into three phases. The ovarian cycle consists of the follicular phase, ovulation, and the luteal phase whereas the uterine cycle consists of menstruation, proliferative phase, and secretory phase. Menstruation is the periodic discharge of blood and mucosal tissue (the endometrium) from the uterus and vagina. It starts at menarche at or before sexual maturity (maturation), in females of certain mammalian species, and ceases at or near menopause (commonly considered the end of a female's reproductive life). The periodicity of menstruation gives rise to commonly used euphemisms like "period" and "monthly".[1][2] Women typically stop menstruating if they conceive or if they are breastfeeding. When menstruation stops for longer than about 90 days in the absence of pregnancy or breastfeeding, a medical evaluation should occur, as a number of health problems can result in absent menstruation. Menstruation lasts from puberty until menopause among non-pregnant women. 

See http://gifwall.net/5018/ for larger & better quality version of this image! Space is the boundless threedimensional extent in which objects and events have relative position and direction. Physical space is often conceived in three linear dimensions, although modern physicists usually consider it, with time, to be part of a boundless fourdimensional #continuum known as #spacetime . In #mathematics , "spaces" are examined with different numbers of #dimensions and with different underlying structures. The concept of#space is considered to be of fundamental importance to an understanding of the physical universe. However,#disagreement continues between #philosophers over whether it is itself an entity, a relationship between entities, or part of a conceptual framework. Debates concerning the nature, essence and the mode of existence of space date back to antiquity; namely, to treatises like the Timaeus of Plato, or Socrates in his reflections on what the Greeks called khora (i.e. "space"), or in the Physics of Aristotle (Book IV, Delta) in the definition of topos (i.e. place), or even in the later "geometrical conception of place" as "space qua extension" in the Discourse on Place (Qawl fi alMakan) of the thcentury Arab polymath Alhazen. Many of these classical philosophical questions were discussed in the Renaissance and then reformulated in the th century, particularly during the early development of classical mechanics. In Isaac Newton's view, space was absolute—in the sense that it existed permanently and independently of whether there were any #matter in the space. Other natural philosophers, notably Gottfried Leibniz, thought instead that space was in fact a collection of relations between objects, given by their distance and direction from one another. In the th century, the philosopher and theologian George Berkeley attempted to refute the "visibility of spatial depth" in his Essay Towards a New #Theory of Vision. Later, the metaphysician Immanuel Kant said neither space nor time can be empirically perceived, they are elements of a systematic framework that humans use to structure all experiences. Kant referred to "space" in his Critique of Pure Reason as being: a subjective "pure a priori form of intuition", hence it is an unavoidable contribution of our human faculties. In the seventeenth#century , the philosophy of space and time emerged as a central issue in epistemology and metaphysics. At its heart, Gottfried Leibniz, the German philosophermathematician, and Isaac Newton, the English physicistmathematician, set out two opposing theories of what space is. Rather than being an entity that independently exists over and above other matter, Leibniz held that space is no more than the collection of spatial relations between objects in the world: "space is that which results from places taken together". Unoccupied regions are those that could have objects in them, and thus spatial relations with other places. For Leibniz, then, space was an idealised abstraction from the relations between individual entities or their possible locations and therefore could not be continuous but must be discrete. Space could be thought of in a similar way to the relations between family members. Although people in the family are related to one another, the relations do not exist independently of the people. Leibniz argued that space could not exist independently of objects in the world because that implies a difference between two universes exactly alike except for the location of the material world in each universe. But since there would be no observational way of telling these universes apart then, according to the identity of indiscernibles, there would be no real difference between them. According to the principle of sufficient reason, any theory of space that implied that there could be these two possible #universes , must therefore be wrong.#IsaacNewton Isaac Newton took space to be more than relations between material objects and based his position on observation and experimentation. For a relationist there can be no real difference between inertial motion, in which the object travels with#constantvelocity , and noninertial #motion , in which the #velocity changes with time, since all spatial measurements are relative to other objects and their motions. But Newton argued that since noninertial motion generates #forces , it must be absolute. He used the example of water in a spinning bucket to demonstrate his argument. Water in a bucket is hung from a rope and set to spin, starts with a flat surface. After a while, as the bucket continues to spin, the surface of the water becomes concave. If the bucket's#spinning is stopped then the surface of the water remains concave as it continues to spin. The concave surface is therefore apparently not the result of relative motion between the bucket and the water. Instead, Newton argued, it must be a result of noninertial motion relative to space itself. For several centuries the bucket argument was decisive in showing that space must exist independently of matter. In the th and th centuries mathematicians began to examine nonEuclidean geometries, in which space can be said to be curved, rather than flat. According to#AlbertEinstein 's #theory of #generalrelativity , space around gravitational fields deviates from Euclidean space. #Experimental tests of general #relativity have confirmed that nonEuclidean space provides a better model for the shape of space. In , Albert Einstein published a paper on a special theory of relativity, in which he proposed that space and time be combined into a single construct known as spacetime.

#JensenAckles was born in #Dallas , #Texas , to Roger Alan Ackles and Donna Joan Ackles (née Shaffer). After #modeling as a young child, he began to concentrate on an #acting career in upon his #graduation from Lloyd V. Berkner #HighSchool in Richardson, Texas. In , he received a role on the NBC soap opera Days of Our Lives () as Eric Brady, for which he #won a #SoapOpera Digest #award for Best Male Newcomer. After leaving #DaysofOurLives () in , Ackles went to #Vancouver , joining the cast of the James Cameron television series Dark Angel (). His first appearance on the show was in as Max' (played by Jessica Alba) disturbed brother Ben/X. After Ben" died, Ackles returned to the series in the second season as Ben's clone, Alec/X, who eventually teamed up with Max and stayed until the show's demise in . In , he made several guest appearances as C.J. on the hit WB Network show Dawson's Creek (). In , Ackles returned to Vancouver and became a regular on the popular WB Network series Smallville (), which revolves around the life of the teen aged #ClarkKent #Superman . His character, Jason Teague, was an assistant coach for the high school football team and a love interest of Clark Kent's exgirlfriend, Lana Lang, played by Kristin Kreuk. Ackles returned to #television in in the new WB #horror series Supernatural () in the role of Dean Winchester, who teams with his brother Sam (Jared Padalecki) to roadtrip across the country investigating the #paranormal . Deep Husky Voice Ginger Beard Freckles Often plays men with intense emotional and psychological issues Frequently plays characters with an overwhelming need for parental approval Trivia () Graduated from L. V. Berkner High School, Richardson, Texas in . Has one brother, Joshua, approximately three years older, and one sister, Mackenzie, approximately seven years younger. Was a child model at age , then quit, and started again at age . Played baseball and lacrosse in high school. Fan of the Dallas Cowboys. Planned to study sports medicine at Texas Tech University and become a physical therapist, before he decided to move to LA to give acting a try. Enjoys horseback riding. graduate of Apollo Junior High School in Richardson, TX. graduate of Dartmouth #Elementary School in Richardson, Texas. Was runner up to Tom Welling for the role of #ClarkKent on #Smallville (). Was brought onto the show in season as Lana's boyfriend. Also sings and plays guitar. He is the son of actor Alan Ackles and Donna Joan Shaffer. Jensen's parents named him Jensen because they considered other names but found them too common. Ackles, Jensen's last name, is pronounced like 'Cackles' without a 'C.' Good friends with Christian Kane. His career has an ongoing theme of dealing with demonic forces. His character's mother, "Marlena" on Days of Our Lives (), was possessed by the Devil. In the movie Devour (), he was the son of "Satan". On his television series, Supernatural (), his character battles the forces of hell. His parents were going to name him Justin but his parents thought it was too common. He is a keen photographer and is always taking photos on the set of Supernatural (). Was offered a role as Eliza Dushku's love interest on Tru Calling () but chose to take a role on Smallville () instead. Eric #Christian Olsen was eventually given the role and the character's name was changed to Jensen. His first name is actually a surname and is the most common surname in #Denmark . Best friends with his Supernatural () costar, Jared Padalecki. Jared Padalecki even calls Jensen's father Papa Ackles. Is expecting his first child with wife Danneel Ackles (January ). On the film set of Cheaper by the Dozen (), Jared Padalecki met Tom Welling, who played Clark Kent on Smallville (). Before the start of Supernatural (), Jensen also played on Smallville. Both shows filmed in B.C. Vancouver, in the CW lot, and they are all now reallife friends. Tom and Jared, are both pranksters. Had his first daughter with wife Danneel Harris Ackles, named Justice Jay "JJ" Ackles, born on May , . Ranked # on Empire Online list of the " Sexiest Movie Stars" in . Filming season of Supernatural () in Vancouver, British Columbia. August Filming the th season of Supernatural () in Vancouver, British Columbia. November Filming the rd season of Supernatural () in Vancouver. 

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Obesity is a medical condition in which excess body fat has accumulated to the extent that it may have an adverse effect on health, leading to reduced life expectancy and/or increased health problems.[1][2] People are considered obese when their body mass index (BMI), a measurement obtained by dividing a person's weight in kilograms by the square of the person's height in metres, exceeds 30 kg/m2.[3]  Obesity increases the likelihood of various diseases, particularly heart disease, type 2 diabetes, obstructive sleep apnea, certain types of cancer, and osteoarthritis.[2] Obesity is most commonly caused by a combination of excessive food energy intake, lack of physical activity, and genetic susceptibility, although a few cases are caused primarily by genes, endocrine disorders, medications or psychiatric illness. Evidence to support the view that some obese people eat little yet gain weight due to a slow metabolism is limited; on average obese people have a greater energy expenditure than their thin counterparts due to the energy required to maintain an increased body mass.[4][5]  Dieting and physical exercise are the mainstays of treatment for obesity. Diet quality can be improved by reducing the consumption of energy-dense foods such as those high in fat and sugars, and by increasing the intake of dietary fiber.

homosexuality (from ancient greek ὁμός meaning "same" and latin sexus meaning "sex") is romantic attraction sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender as an orientation homosexuality refers to "an enduring pattern of or disposition to experience sexual affectionate or romantic attractions" primarily or exclusively to people of the same sex "it also refers to an individual's sense of personal and social identity based on those attractions behaviors expressing them and membership in a community of others who share them"[1][2] coming out (of the closet) is a phrase referring to one's disclosure of their sexual orientation or gender identity and is described and experienced variously as a psychological process or journey[101] generally coming out is described in three phases the first phase is that of "knowing oneself" and the realization emerges that one is open to samesex relations[102] this is often described as an internal coming out the second phase involves one's decision to come out to others eg family friends or colleagues the third phase more generally involves living openly as an lgbt person[103] in the united states today people often come out during high school or college age at this age they may not trust or ask for help from others especially when their orientation is not accepted in society sometimes their own families are not even informed along with bisexuality and heterosexuality 

Here's a bit of advice to parents: don't lie to your kids. Yesterday we wrote a post on a PR stunt by Google to "track Santa" and pointed out that the whole thing is more than a bit silly, especially for Google, which prides itself on openness and spreading information. That post got a fair bit of attention and more than a few comments so we thought we would elucidate, on this beautiful Christmas day, why, exactly, parents shouldn't lie to their kids and make them believe in Santa Claus.  The argument goes something like this: lying to children is bad.  You would think that this would be uncontroversial, somewhere between "Don't punch old ladies" and "World peace is a good idea", but there we are. So let us explain.  It's not just a story. Parents usually defend the Santa lie by saying that it's just a story, like Snow White. But there's a difference between fiction and lying. When you tell your kids a story, they know it's a story. They don't believe it's actually real. When kids play cops and robbers, even though they pretend otherwise -- and that's part of the fun! -- they know they're not actual cops and robbers. It's not the same thing as a telling them a story. Telling stories is awesome. The Santa lie, however, is a lie.  It doesn't do anything for their imagination. This is usually the next line of defense: tricking kids about Santa somehow helps their imagination. But that makes no sense. You're not asking kids to actually imagine anything, you're feeding them beliefs. You are taking advantage of the fact that they trust you to make them believe things are true which are not. That has nothing to do with imagination. If believing in Santa was an exercise in imagination, every kid would believe in a different Santa. And yet the things kids believe about Santa are the things their parents tell them (unless the kids are smart).  Who cares if it's tradition? For a very long time, tradition included such smart education principles as "spare the rod, spoil the child." Now our society doesn't believe in beating children -- and that's a good thing. Families that celebrate Christmas should have Christmas traditions! If you're Christian, well, your religion already has plenty of traditions around that. If you're secular but still want to celebrate Christmas, you still have carols, food, spending time together, and exchanging gifts for the right, correct reason: that you love each other. You don't need to invent a supersonic fat man to show your children you love them.  It's bad tactics. From the parents' purely self-interested perspective, the Santa lie is just dumb parenting. First of all, it erodes your trust capital. Once your kids discover that you were actively lying to them for several years, how much do you think they'll trust you? Some kids are unaffected, but many trust their parents less. The Santa lie is also used to control children: if you're "good" you'll get presents, and if you're "naughty" you won't. But really, has that ever worked? Except for the two weeks before Christmas, and possibly for thirty seconds after being reminded, has any child ever altered his behavior in any way because of this threat?  It's just morally wrong. Sorry to repeat ourselves, but lying to children is just wrong. It is. Just because someone is gullible is no reason to lie to them, and children have a right not to be deceived like everyone else. You can make a case for some "white lies" but the Santa lie is not a white lie. It's just a lie.  It's selfish. That's the biggest reason. Despite their protestations to the contrary, parents don't do it for the benefit of the children. They do it for their own benefit. When pressed and rebutted, parents will eventually blurt out "But they're so cute when they believe in Santa!" That's the real reason, isn't it? Parents tell their kids the Santa lie because it's a form of entertainment. They like to watch kids helplessly believe something they know isn't true. At the end of the day, it's a cruel prank.  So there you go, parents. It's not too late. Come clean.

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1.A word that describes an unknown situation. 2.A word that describes an unknown feeling. 3.Used when you don't know the answer to something. A word to use when you dont know what the persons talking about. a word commonly used to describe an emotional state in which the person feels a sense of having no hope; usually during a deep depression. its a word used in an after sentence, when no one is talking, or when a person has nothing else to say. Etymology Sense “Idle, meaningless talk” (1940), probably imitative or echoic in origin. Adjective sense “bland, dull” (1919), perhaps influenced by French blasé (“bored, indifferent”). The blahs (“boredom, mild depression”) first attested 1969; extension of adjective sense and influenced by term the blues. Also may be connected with bleatBlah-Blah-Blah is an album by Iggy Pop. Released on A&M in 1986, it became his most commercially successful album to date. Blah-Blah-Blah appeared after a four-year hiatus for Pop, with David Bowie serving as his prime collaborator. A successful tour followed the album's release. "Blah Blah Blah" is a song by American recording artist Kesha from her debut album, Animal. Produced by Benny Blanco, and co-written by Kesha, Blanco, Neon Hitch and Sean Foreman, it was released as the album's second single on February 19, 2010, and features 3OH!3. Initial writing of the song took place when Kesha, Blanco, Hitch and Foreman were discussing which sex talked more and which one was more "obnoxious." The song is a midtempo electropop song that speaks of men in the same way that they have talked about women in the music industry. The lyrics depict a woman who would rather have sex than listen to a man speak and features blatant come-ons throughout the song. 

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+Mark Hackel TO THE UNINITIATED HACKEL’S MOTOR-MOUTH DELIVERY CAN SEEM LIKE AN ATTEMPT TO COMMANDEER THE CONVERSATION PERHAPS IT’S A STYLE HE PICKED UP WHILE TEACHING “VERBAL JUDO” A TACTICAL-COMMUNICATION TRAINING COURSE DESIGNED TO INFLUENCE POTENTIALLY HOSTILE SITUATIONS THROUGH WORDS AFTER SOME TIME THOUGH IT BECOMES CLEAR THAT HACKEL IS JUST FULL OF ENERGY WALK IN ON HIM DURING A MEETING IN HIS FIRST-FLOOR OFFICE OF THE COUNTY’S DEPARTMENT OF ROADS BUILDING AND YOU’LL LIKELY FIND HIM TEASING AND TELLING STORIES HIS STAFF IN STITCHES “IN THE OFFICE I’M ALWAYS JOKING AROUND OR JUST THROWING A BALL AROUND” HACKEL SAYS “I’M HIGH-ENERGY BUT NOT HIGH-STRUNG” MARK ALLEN HACKEL IS THE COUNTY EXECUTIVE OF MACOMB COUNTY MICHIGAN AND IS THE FIRST PERSON TO HOLD THAT POSITION HE BEGAN HIS CURRENT 4-YEAR TERM ON JANUARY 1 2011 PRIOR TO SERVING AS COUNTY EXECUTIVE HE SERVED 10 YEARS AS MACOMB COUNTY SHERIFF FROM 2001–2010 BEING ELECTED TO 4-YEAR TERMS IN 2000 2004 AND 2008 HE RESIGNED AS SHERIFF ON DECEMBER 31 2010 TO BEGIN HIS TERM AS COUNTY EXECUTIVE HACKEL SERVED WITH THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT MARK'S EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND INCLUDES A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION FROM STERLING HEIGHTS HIGH SCHOOL A BACHELOR OF ARTS DEGREE FROM WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY IN CRIMINAL JUSTICE AND A MASTER DEGREE IN PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION FROM CENTRAL MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY HE HAS ALSO TRAINED AT THE FBI'S NATIONAL ACADEMY AND THE US SECRET SERVICE'S DIGNITARY PROTECTION SCHOOL HE ALSO TAUGHT AT MACOMB COMMUNITY COLLEGE WHERE HE MET HIS FIANCÉ TRACIE DAMSCHRODER[1] AS WELL AT WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY AND HOSTED A LOCAL CABLE SHOW CALLED EXECUTIVE FOCUSSTARTING IN 1981 MACOMB COUNTY SHERIFF #DOUCHEBAG MARK WON THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION FOR SHERIFF ON AUGUST 8 2000 CAPTURING 46% OF THE VOTE IN A 15-PERSON PRIMARY[3] HE DEFEATED REPUBLICAN STEVE THOMAS IN NOVEMBER 2000 WINNING 52% OF THE VOTE TO BECOME COUNTY SHERIFF HACKEL WON RE-ELECTION IN 2004 AND 2008 DEFEATING REPUBLICAN KRISTI DEAN BOTH TIMES IN HIS 2008 WIN OVER DEAN HE RECEIVED 784 PERCENT OF THE VOTE AND SET A NEW RECORD OF 314778 TOTAL VOTES FOR A COUNTY WIDE ELECTED OFFICE ON DECEMBER 3 2008 SHERIFF HACKEL ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD FORMED AN EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE LOOKING 

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The national flag of the United States of America, often referred to as the American flag, consists of thirteen equal horizontal stripes of red (top and bottom) alternating with white, with a blue rectangle in the canton (referred to specifically as the "union") bearing fifty small, white, five-pointed stars arranged in nine offset horizontal rows of six stars (top and bottom) alternating with rows of five stars. The 50 stars on the flag represent the 50 states of the United States of America and the 13 stripes represent the thirteen British colonies that declared independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain and became the first states in the Union.[1] Nicknames for the flag include the "Stars and Stripes", "Old Glory",[2] and "The Star-Spangled Banner". The modern meaning of the flag was forged in December 1860, when Major Robert Anderson moved the U.S. garrison from Fort Moultrie to Fort Sumter in Charleston Harbor. Adam Goodheart argues this was the opening move of the Civil War, and the flag was used throughout the North to symbolize American nationalism and rejection of secessionism.

In Western culture, the finger (as in giving someone the finger or the bird[1]), also known as the finger wave, the middle finger, flipping someone off,[1] flipping the bird, shooting the bird, the rude finger or the one finger salute is an obscene hand gesture, which is often a sign of extreme or moderate contempt, roughly equivalent in meaning to "fuck off", "fuck you", "shove it up your ass", or "go fuck yourself." It is performed by showing the back of a closed fist that has only the middle finger extended upwards, though in some locales the thumb is also extended. Extending the finger is considered a symbol of contempt in several cultures, especially Western cultures. Many cultures do use similar gestures to display their disrespect, though others use it to express pointing with no intentional disrespect toward other cultures. The middle finger gesture was used in Ancient Greece as a symbol of anal intercourse, in a manner meant to degrade, intimidate and threaten the individual receiving the gesture.[2] It also represented the phallus, with the fingers next to the middle finger representing testicles;[3] from its close association, the gesture may have assumed apotropaic potency.[4] In the 1st-century Mediterranean world, extending the finger was one of many methods used to divert the ever-present threat of the evil eye.[5]

The September 11 attacks (also referred to as September 11, September 11th, or 9/11  were a series of four coordinated terrorist attacks launched by the Islamic terrorist group al-Qaeda upon the United States in New York City and the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. Four passenger airliners were #hijacked by 19 #al -Qaeda terrorists so they could be flown into buildings in suicide attacks. Two of those planes, American Airlines Flight 11 and #UnitedAirlinesFlight175 , were crashed into the North and South towers, respectively, of the #WorldTradeCenter complex in #NewYorkCity . Within two hours, both towers collapsed with debris and the resulting fires causing partial or complete collapse of all other buildings in the WTC complex, as well as significant damage to ten other large surrounding structures. A third plane, American Airlines Flight 77, was crashed into the Pentagon (the headquarters of the #UnitedStatesDepartmentofDefense ), leading to a partial collapse in its western side. The fourth plane, United Airlines Flight 93, was targeted at Washington, D.C., but crashed into a field near Shanksville, Pennsylvania, after its passengers tried to overcome the hijackers. In total, almost 3,000 people died in the attacks, including the 227 civilians and 19 hijackers aboard the four planes. It also was the deadliest incident for firefighters in the history of the United States. Suspicion quickly fell on #alQaeda . Although the group's leader, #OsamabinLaden , initially denied any involvement, in 2004, he claimed responsibility for the attacks. Al-Qaeda and #binLaden cited U.S. support of Israel, the presence of U.S. troops in #SaudiArabia , and sanctions against #Iraq as motives for the attacks. The #UnitedStates responded to the attacks by launching the #WaronTerror and invading #Afghanistan to depose the #Taliban , which had harbored al-Qaeda. Many countries strengthened their #antiterrorism legislation and expanded #lawenforcement powers. Having evaded capture for years, bin Laden was located and killed by U.S. forces in May 2011. The destruction of the #TwinTowers and other properties caused serious damage to the economy of Lower Manhattan and had a significant effect on global markets, closing Wall Street until September 17 and the civilian airspace in the U.S. and Canada until September 13. Many closings, evacuations and cancellations followed the attack, either out of fear of further attacks or respect for the #tragedy . Cleanup of the World Trade Center site was completed in May 2002, and the Pentagon was repaired within a year. Numerous memorials have been constructed, including the National September 11 Memorial & #Museum in #NewYork , the #Pentagon Memorial, and the Flight 93 National Memorial in #Pennsylvania . On November 18, 2006, Construction of One World Trade Center began at the World Trade Center site. As of September 2013, the new tower's concrete construction is largely complete, and will officially open when the installation of podium glass and interior construction is completed in late 2013 or early 2014 At 8:46 a.m., five hijackers crashed American Airlines Flight 11 into the World Trade Center's North Tower (1 WTC), and at 9:03 a.m., another five hijackers crashed United Airlines Flight 175 into the South Tower (2 WTC). Five hijackers flew American Airlines Flight 77 into the Pentagon at 9:37 a.m. A fourth flight, United Airlines Flight 93, under the control of four hijackers, crashed near Shanksville, Pennsylvania, southeast of Pittsburgh, at 10:03 a.m. after the passengers fought the hijackers. Flight 93's target is believed to have been either the Capitol or the White House. Flight 93's cockpit voice recorder revealed crew and passengers tried to seize control of the plane from the hijackers after learning through phone calls that similarly hijacked planes had been crashed into buildings that morning.  Once it became evident to the hijackers that the passengers might regain control of the plane, the hijackers rolled the plane and intentionally crashed it.

Joseph, Baron Ducreux (June 26, 1735 – July 24, 1802) was a French portrait painter, pastelist, miniaturist, and engraver, who was a successful #portraitist at the court of Louis XVI of France, and was able to resume his career after the #FrenchRevolution . His less formal portraits show an interest in expanding the range of facial expressions beyond those of official portraiture. Born in Nancy, #France , Ducreux may have trained with his father, who was also a painter. When Ducreux went to #Paris in 1760, he trained as the only student of the pastelist Maurice-Quentin de La Tour, who specialized in portraiture. #JeanBaptiste Greuze was an important influence on Ducreux's oil technique. In 1769, Ducreux was sent to Vienna in order to paint a miniature of Marie-Antoinette (shown left) before she left the city in 1770 and married Louis XVI of France. Ducreux was made a baron and premier peintre de la reine (First Painter to the Queen) in #rewards for his services. Ducreux was given this appointment by Marie-Antoinette even though he was not a member of the #RoyalAcademy of #Painting and #Sculpture , which had been founded in 1648.

#MeGusta is a rage comic face that is typically used to express one’s approval of an #awkward or perverse situation. The caption “Me gusta” translates to “I like it” in #Spanish. In its beginning, the phrase conveyed an odd sense of pleasure in sexually #perverse contexts, but the meaning has since broadened to describe a more general state of being #disturbed and pleased at the same time. Origin The colloquial Spanish phrase “Me Gusta” was first adopted into a rage comic drawing by illustrator #MattOswald, who uploaded his artwork onto #4chan [5] and Reddit [6] on March 18th, 2010. The drawing was also uploaded onto his personal #Tumblr blog[3] and #DeviantART  account. Oswald eventually revealed himself as the creator of “Me Gusta” face in a Reddit thread[1] as well as an Ask Me Anything (AMA) thread[2] on March 8th, 2011. In December 2010, the single topic blog Me Gusta Face[12] was launched to curate the comics. As of May 2012, the series ranked in the “#FuckYeah” tier on Memegenerator [7] and thousands of “Me Gusta” rage comics can be found on Tumblr [8], #Memebase and on #Reddit’s popular F7U12 subreddit. #MeGustaMucho is a variation of Me Gusta with the mouth changed to a smile. It is used to show extreme pleasure as opposed to simple pleasure Me Gusta is a minimum 4-pane meme used to display a mildly #disturbing and at the same time funny face. The face is mostly used for awkward ways to like something or something pervert. There are several spin-offs for this meme, like No Me Gusta and Me Gusta Mucho. No Me Gusta is used to awkwardly dislike something, and Me Gusta Mucho is the same as Me Gusta but with a pervert big smile. Me Gusta in Galician means "I Like." A rage comic face used in response to something that is painful or awkward to experience but somehow simultaneously soothing or pleasant.  A rage comic face used in response to something that you enjoy which might be considered strange. Often confused with the literal Spanish translation 'it pleases me'. My face went into my girlfriend's armpit last night--me gusta. pretty much the spanish translation of "i like", made infamous by the sublime song "caress me down". this phrase sounds cooler than "i like", so it is therefore acceptable to be used in everyday conversation, especially when complementing someone. spanglish is always a fun thing. warning: any overuse of this phrase will become annoying to your peers, so use with caution!

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On the internet, a "catfish" is a person who creates fake personal profiles on social media sites — pretending to be someone more outwardly appealing than his/her true self — by using someone else's pictures and false biographical information. These "catfish" usually intend to trick an unsuspecting person or persons into falling in love with them. The term "catfish" is derived from the title of a 2010 documentary film, in which filmmaker Nev Schulman discovers that the 19-year-old woman he'd been carrying on an online relationship with was not real, and the woman was found to be an online catfish

An office is generally a room or other area where #administrativework is done, but may also denote a position within an #organizationwith specific duties attached to it (see officer, office-holder, official); the latter is in fact an earlier usage, office as place originally referring to the location of one's duty. When used as an adjective, the term "office" may refer to business-related tasks. In legal writing, a company or organization has offices in any place that it has an official presence, even if that presence consists of, for example, a storage silo rather than an office.

Chris Pirillo is the founder and CEO of  LockerGnome , Inc., a network of blogs, Web forums, mailing lists, and online communities. He spent two years hosting the  TechTV television program Call for Help, where he also hosted the first annual Call-for-Help-a-Thon. He now hosts   #videos on several Internet sites, including  CNN ,   YouTube , ustream.tv, CBC and his own website. Ever since Pirillo was introduced to technology as a child he has been fascinated with the evolution and different aspects of computing. He frequently records videos on YouTube about various tech-based and geek-related topics.

The domestic lolcat (Felis catus or Felis silvestris catus. feline) is a small, usually furry, domesticated, and carnivorous mammal. It is often called the housecat when kept as an indoor pet,[6] or simply the cat when there is no need to distinguish it from other felids and felines. Cats are often valued by humans for companionship and their ability to hunt vermin and household pests. Cats are similar in anatomy to the other felids, with strong, flexible bodies, quick reflexes, sharp retractable claws, and teeth adapted to killing small prey. Cat senses fit a crepuscular and predatory ecological niche. Cats can hear sounds too faint or too high in frequency for human ears, such as those made by mice and other small animals. They can see in near darkness. Like most other mammals, cats have poorer color vision and a better sense of smell than humans. Despite being solitary hunters, cats are a social species, and cat communication includes the use of a variety of vocalizations (meowing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling and grunting) as well as cat pheromones and types of cat-specific body language. Cats have a rapid breeding rate. Under controlled breeding, they can be bred and shown as registered pedigree pets, a hobby known as cat fancy. Failure to control the breeding of pet cats by spaying and neutering, and the abandonment of former household pets, has resulted in large numbers of feral cats worldwide, requiring population control

A rage comic is a short comic utilizing a growing set of pre-made cartoon faces, or #meme faces, which usually express rage or some other simple emotion or activity. These comics have spread much in the same way that internet memes do, and several memes have originated in this medium. They have been characterized by Ars Technica as an "accepted and standardized form of online communication." Rage comics' popularity has been attributed to their use as vehicles for humorizing shared experiences.[2] The range of expression and standardized, easily identifiable faces has allowed uses such as teaching English as a foreign language. Although used on numerous websites such as Echeezburger.com, ifunny.mobi, ESS.MX, and 9GAG, the source of the rage comic has largely been attributed to 4chan in mid-2007. The name #Rageguy refers to the main character of a series of crudely-drawn Ecomics (AKA Rage Comics) typically consisting of four panes, portraying situations which can bring Erage and Eexasperation, with the main character screaming with Eanger as a result. Due to its simplicity and exploitability, Rageguy has been proven popular thus being evolved into a #ragecomics   series now known as Rage Comics.

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Christopher Joseph (Chris) Pirillo (born July 26, 1973) is the founder and CEO of  LockerGnome , Inc., a network of blogs, Web forums, mailing lists, and online communities. He spent two years hosting the  TechTV television program Call for Help, where he also hosted the first annual Call-for-Help-a-Thon. He now hosts  #videos on several Internet sites, including  CNN ,   YouTube , ustream.tv, CBC and his own website. Ever since Pirillo was introduced to technology as a child he has been fascinated with the evolution and different aspects of computing. He frequently records videos on YouTube about various tech-based and geek-related topics.

glitch art In a technical sense a #glitch is the #unexpected result of a #malfunction. It was first recorded in English in 1962 during the American space program by John Glenn when describing problems they were having, Glenn explained, "Literally, a glitch is a spike or change in voltage in an electrical current." Early examples of glitches used in media art include Digital TV Dinner (1979) created by Raul Zaritsky, Jamie Fenton, and Dick Ainsworth by manipulating the Bally's video game console and recording the results on videotape. Glitch is used to describe these kinds of bugs as they occur in software, #videogames,#images, #videos, #audio, and other forms of data. The term glitch came to be associated with music in the mid 90s to describe a genre of#experimental/noise/electronica (see glitch music). Shortly after, as VJs and other visual artist began to embrace the glitch as an aesthetic of the digital age, glitch art came to refer to a whole assembly of visual arts

The Slender Man (also known as Slender Man or Slenderman) is a fictional character that originated as an Internet meme created by #SomethingAwful forums user Victor Surge in 2009. It is depicted as resembling a thin, unnaturally tall man with a blank and usually featureless face, and wearing a black suit. The Slender Man is described as very tall and thin with unnaturally long arms, which it can extend to intimidate or capture prey. It has a white, featureless head and appears to be wearing a dark suit. The Slender Man is associated with the forest and has the ability to teleport The Slender Man is commonly said to stalk, abduct, or traumatize people, particularly children. The Slender Man is not tied to any particular story, but appears in many disparate works of fiction, mostly composed online. The Slender Man was created in a contest launched on the Something Awful forums on June 8, 2009, with the goal of editing photographs to contain supernatural entities. On June 10, a forum poster with the user name "Victor Surge" contributed two black and white images of groups of children, to which he added a tall, thin spectral figure wearing a black suit  Previous entries had consisted solely of photographs; however, Surge supplemented his submission with snatches of text, supposedly from witnesses, describing the abductions of the groups of children, and giving the character the name, "The Slender Man": The Slender Man soon went viral, spawning numerous works of fanart, cosplay and online fiction known as "creepypasta": scary stories told in short snatches of easily copyable text that spread from site to site.

Shaded relief, or hill-shading, simulates the cast shadow thrown upon a raised relief map, or more abstractly upon the planetary surface represented. The shadows normally follow the English convention of top-left lighting in which the light source is placed near the upper-left corner of the map. If the map is oriented with north at the top, the result is that the light appears to come from the north-west. Many people have pointed out that this is unrealistic for maps of the northern hemisphere, because the sun does not shine from that direction, and they have proposed using southern lighting. However, the normal convention is followed to avoid multistable perception illusions (i.e. crater/hill confusion)