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Sunday, December 22

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Friday, December 6

Merry Trolly Christmas From All Trolls To Other Trolls, Hope You All Rot In Hell, Here are some funny GIF images for you to share!

MERRY XMAS 2013! Christmas (which means "Feast day of Christ") is a Christian holiday that honors the birth of Jesus (whom Christians believe is the Son of God), and a cultural holiday for nonChristians. The day known as Christmas Day is celebrated on the th day of December. (This date is different for Orthodox Christians). It is one of the most important days of the year for Christians, along with Easter when the death and resurrection of Jesus are celebrated. The season of preparing for Christmas is called Advent and begins on a Sunday about four weeks before Christmas. The Christmas Season (called Christmastide) ends on January , known as the Epiphany or the Twelfth Day of Christmas. Christmas is celebrated all over the world, as a religious holiday or as a time of celebration by Christians and nonChristians alike. The traditions are different from country to country, but they nearly always include a feast, giving gifts or cards, and enjoying church or public festivities such as singing Christmas carols and songs. Santa Claus is a tradition in many countries of the world. Christmastime, as it is often called, is in the winter of the Northern Hemisphere, at a time when there were already ancient festivals. Some of the traditions that are used for Christmas are older than Christmas, or come from other nonChristian traditions such as Yule. Modern traditions of Christmas often focus on the giving of gifts. The season for retail stores to sell gifts, food, greeting cards, Christmas trees, and decorations begins the day about a month before Christmas Day. Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus. The story of how this happened is told in part of the Bible known as the Gospels. There are four Gospels telling the life of Jesus. The Gospel of Luke tells the most about his birth, and the Gospel of Matthew tells another part of the story. The Gospel of John says that Jesus came from God to bring his "Word" or message to all people. The Gospels say that many years before Jesus' birth, prophets had told a promise to the Jewish people that God would send them a Messiah, or holy teacher. Christians believe that the promised Messiah was Jesus. His mother was a young woman called Mary, who was engaged, but not yet married to a carpenter called Joseph. Joseph found out that Mary was pregnant and was upset. He was wondering what he should do, when an angel came from God to tell him that the baby was the Holy One. The angel said that he must name the baby. This was a sign that he would take care of it like his own child. At this time, the Middle East was ruled by the Romans. An order came that all the people had to travel back to their home town, to put their names on the taxation lists. Joseph took his new wife to Bethlehem. There was nowhere for them to stay, except a stable where the animals slept. This is where the baby was born. Joseph called him Jesus, as the angel had said. The baby Jesus had two lots of visitors. On the night he was born, angels told some shepherds in the fields that they would find a newborn king lying in an animals' feed bin (or manger). Jesus' other visitors were some wise men who saw a new star in the sky and followed it, until they found the house where the family was now living and gave the young child expensive gifts of gold, incense and a precious herb called myrrh. (The wise men are often traditionally called the Three Kings, because there were three very expensive presents but the Bible dose not say how many wise men there were.) All these parts of the Christmas story are remembered and celebrated in different ways at Christmas: in pictures, songs, plays, stories and in models that are called "cribs", "creches" or "presepe". Many cities and towns celebrate Christmas by putting up decorations. These may be banners and bunting which are strung from buildings or lampposts. They may be Christmas lights which can also decorate buildings and street trees. Many large cities put up a huge Christmas tree in a public place, such as those in Trafalgar Square in London, Times Square in New York and Martin Place in Sydney. This is often combined with an appeal to the people of the city to give money or gifts to help the poor and needy. In many cities, the usual shopping hours are made longer before Christmas so that workers have more time to buy Christmas food and presents. Shop windows are often decorated with Christmas scenes, with large department stores often having animated scenes to entertain children. Shopping malls and big stores often have a Santa Claus, who sits on a throne, while children tell him what they want for Christmas, and have their photos taken.

don't beat babies, baby abuse is still child abuse!

lolcatz vs trolls, kitten kitty cat wins dance off

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Ever hear of the "finger circle #game " (AKA gay test) young guys play? YOU LOOKED, I HAVE TO PUNCH YOU NOW! You get punches for looking at a circle made by opponent with his thumb and index finger near #groin level (shouldn't look around your buddy's balls and #junk or you are #gay ). Save yourself from punches by sticking a finger into the hole, LOL, just how it goes... www.circlegame.org. The earliest I can remember playing the circle game was in th grade in when a kid threw one up at me in the hallway (high school in #Ontario , #Canada eh). Since then I have seen many circles by many people. We call it #Ballgazer . I know, I am a horrible immature imbecile. A game of peripheral vision, trickery and motor skills. *The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "AOkay" signal, somewhere below his waist. His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.* #timshinnsaysletsgetweird Rules: . The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist. . The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the Victim realizes there is a circlehand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game: #fingercircle #fingercirclegame #circlegame #prank #prankster a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.) b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circlehand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.) . If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.) . If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.) . If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapped... The central theme in the Malcolm in the Middle "Dinner Out" TV episode (Original Air Date // on Fox Broadcasting Company) is the circle game (also known as holetempting or #ballgazing #holetempting or ballgazing), whereby a person gets someone else to look at their hand while forming a circle below the waist. If they look, the prankster gets to hit them. Circles must be below the waist Throw a circle to your body below the waist plane with your index finger and thumb Attract your opponents into looking at it by faking injuries, faking showing them things of interest, or faking giving them things of value Throw up two circles to win two hits Some people play that you can put a circle on somebody else's body In 'Floater', the circle can be off the body Looking at the circle A player gets punched for a direct look at a circle. Also see Essay on Direct Looks. A direct look is anything within the outside edges of the circle forming finger and thumb. A direct look is a direct look is a direct look and deserves a punch. Under no circumstance does a direct look not deserve a punch! (unless you're using the AntiCircle Goggles) A poked circle from a direct look is void (should be worked out between opponents). Peripheral vision is seeing the circle, but not a direct look. No hit is issued. This must be worked out between the opponents. (Optional) Some people play that you can look at a circle if it is out of reach of poking. Getting hit for looking at circle Player must be hit on the outside of the arm, above elbow and below shoulder All punching methods are allowed Protective objects on the arm are not allowed. Heavy clothing is a grey area. Should be worked out with your immediate Circle Game group. Player delivering hit must wipe after hitting Backhand and forehand wipe on the area just hit If the player forgets to wipe, he is given one hit Excessive force there is no such thing as excessive force. However, refer to your Circle Game's group ethics. Poking the Circle a counter move for a thrown circle. Poke the circle with your finger and you get to deliver two punches! The circle plane must be pentrated. If the circle is not fully penetrated, but broken in the process, then the poking party delivers the hits. A missed poke gets two hits If the circle is moved or closed before the poking finger can enter, the whole action is null and nobody delivers a hit. If the poking finger is caught by the circle, two hits are delivered by the circle bearer. Pullout progress A poke catch is anything that stops pullout progress momentarily. Peripheral Vision A circle cannot be ever looked at, even when attempting a poke. However, peripheral vision can be used. False Hits a false hit is any punch delivered when there is not an official circle sighting or successful poke. Basically, an unjustified hit. The guilty party receives double the false hits he/she delivered Common reasons for false hits: Confusion Stupidity Retaliation Foreign Objects a foreign object is any object used besides the human body Impeding poke progress a foreign object can be used as long as it does not obstruct the circle. Poking the circle with a foreign object is not allowed. However, it is an innocent ploy and no hit is delivered by either party. AntiCircle Goggles You are immune to circles whenever wearing the anticircle goggles NonPlayers a non player is any person officially not participating in the Circle Game Circles can be thrown at a nonplayer, but no hit is delivered Threats by nonplayers are common It is possible to retire from the Circle Game, though coming out of retirement will justify abuse from other players


#Tux dont give #fux is a #penguins Tuxedo character and the official mascot of the #Linuxkernel . Originally created as an entry to a #Linux logo competition, #TuxTroll #linuxtroll is the most commonly used icon for Linux, although different Linux distributions depict Tux in various styles. In #videogames featuring the character, female counterparts named Penny and Gown accompany him. The character is used in many other Linux programs and as a general symbol of Linux. The concept of the Linux mascot being a penguin came from Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux. Tux was created by Larry Ewing in after an initial suggestion made by Alan Cox and further refined by Linus Torvalds on the Linux kernel mailing list. Torvalds took his inspiration from a photograph he found on an #FTP site, showing a penguin figurine looking strangely like the Creature Comforts characters made by Nick Park. The first person to call the penguin "Tux" was James Hughes, who said that it stood for "(T)orvalds (U)ni(X)". However, tux is also an abbreviation of tuxedo, the outfit which springs to mind when one sees a penguin. Tux was originally designed as a submission for a Linux logo contest. Three such competitions took place; Tux won none of them. This is why Tux is formally known as the Linux mascot and not the logo. Tux was created by Larry Ewing using the first publicly released version (.) of GIMP, a free software graphics package. It was released by him under the following condition: According to Jeff Ayers, Linus Torvalds had a "fixation for flightless, fat waterfowl" and Torvalds claims to have contracted "penguinitis" after being gently nibbled by a penguin: "Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them." Torvalds' supposed illness is a #joke , but he really was bitten by a Little Penguin on a visit to the National #Zoo & #Aquarium , Canberra, Australia. Torvalds was looking for something fun and #sympathetic to associate with Linux, and a slightly fat penguin sitting down after having had a great meal perfectly fit the bill. Tuz was the #mascot of the linux.conf.au conference. It has been chosen by Linus Torvalds as the logo for version .. of the Linux #kernel to support the effort to save the Tasmanian devil species from extinction due to the #devil facial tumour disease. The image was designed by Andrew McGown and recreated as an Inkscape SVG by Josh #Bush , and released under #CreativeCommons license CCBYSA. Some games that star Tux also include explicitly female penguin characters, allowing the players to play as one of those characters instead of Tux. One such female penguin is Tux's friend "Gown". Gown is variously depicted as being a pink version of Tux (XTux) or as having a somewhat less fat appearance and wearing items of #clothing such as a red and white short skirt and a hair bow (e.g. TuxKart and A Quest for Herring). citation needed In SuperTux and SuperTuxKart, there is a different female penguin called "Penny" who is purple and white (SuperTuxKart once had Gown and still has a map called "Gown's Bow"). In the arcade game Tux there is a female penguin called "Trixi", and in FreeCiv the female leader name for the Antarctican civilization is "Tuxette" Linux for Workgroups edit For the Linux .rc release, Linus Torvalds changed the code name from "Unicycling Gorilla" to "Linux for Workgroups" and modified the logo that some systems display when booting to depict a Tux holding a #flag with a symbol that is reminiscent of the #logo of #Windows for #Workgroups ., which was released in . Linux won't work when competing with #windows #windows #windows #windowsXP #windows #windowsphone #windows #windows #windowsserver #windowsserver and all others! #linuxmint #unixodbc #unixsystemsadministration #castordownloads #systemadministrator #godmode #linuxreview #linuxtips tips are to use WINDOWS #linuxtutorial #linuxubuntu #ubuntu #ubuntutouch #linuxonandroid #linuxproblems #linuxsecurity #linuxsucks #linuxday #linuxdistro #linuxformat #linuxfoundatoin #linuxgaming #linuxgeek 

The Blue Screen of Death (also known as a stop error, bluescreen, Blue Screen of Doom, #BSoD , bug check screen[1] or Stop screen[1]) is an error screen displayed by operating systems after a crash. The term "Blue Screen of Death" originated during OS/2 pre-release development activities at Lattice Inc, the makers of an early Windows and OS/2 C compiler. During porting of Lattice's other tools, developers encountered the stop screen when null pointers were dereferenced either in application code or when unexpectedly passed into system API calls. During #reviews of progress and feedback to IBM Austin, the developers described the stop screen as the Blue Screen of Death to denote the screen and the finality of the experience.[citation needed] Until #WindowsServer 2012, BSoDs showed white text (CGA color code: 0x0F; HTML color code: #FFFFFF ) on a navy blue background (CGA color code: 0x01; HTML color code: #0000AA ) with information about current #memory values and register values. For visually impaired users, Microsoft has added a utility that allows the user to change a setting in SYSTEM.INI that controls the colors that the BSoD code uses to any of the 16 CGA colors.[citation needed] Doing so requires the edit or addition of the "MessageBackColor=X" and "MessageTextColor=X" lines to the [386enh] section of the SYSTEM.INI, where X is a hexadecimal number from 0 to F corresponding with a color in the CGA 16-color palette. Windows Server 2012 and Windows 8 use a cerulean background instead. (HTML color code: #2067b2 )  Windows 95, 98 and Me BSoDs use 80×25 text mode. BSoDs of Windows NT family use 80×50 text mode on a 720×400 screen. Windows XP BSoDs uses the Lucida Console font while the Vista BSoD uses the Consolas font. Windows Server 2012 uses Segoe UI and renders the BSoD at native resolution. #WindowsNT  A Blue Screen of Death as seen in Windows XP   ReactOS, an attempt at creating a #free and #opensource implementation of a Windows NT-compatible operating system, also features its own BSoD similar to the Windows NT/XP one In Windows NT family of operating systems, the blue screen of death occurs when the kernel or a driver running in kernel mode encounters an error from which it cannot recover. This is usually caused by an illegal operation being performed. The only safe action the operating system can take in this situation is to restart the computer. As a result, data may be lost, as users are not given an opportunity to save data that has not yet been saved to the hard drive.  Blue screens are known as "Stop errors" in the Windows Resource Kit documentation. They are referred to as "bug checks" in the Windows Software development kit and Driver development kit documentation.  The text on the error screen contains the code of the error and its symbolic name (e.g. "0x0000001E, KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED") along with four error-dependent values in parentheses that are there to help software engineers fix the problem that occurred. Depending on the #errorcode , it may display the address where the problem occurred, along with the driver which is loaded at that address. Under Windows NT and 2000, the second and third sections of the screen may contain information on all loaded drivers and a stack dump, respectively. The driver information is in three columns; the first lists the base address of the driver, the second lists the driver's creation date (as a Unix timestamp), and the third lists the name of the driver.[2]  By default, Windows will create a memory dump file when a blue screen error occurs. Depending on the OS version, there may be several formats this can be saved in, ranging from a 64kB "minidump" to a "complete dump" which is effectively a copy of the entire contents of physical RAM. The resulting memory dump file may be debugged later, using a kernel debugger. A debugger is necessary to obtain a stack trace, and may be required to ascertain the true cause of the problem; as the information on-screen is limited and thus possibly #misleading , it may hide the true source of the error.  Microsoft Windows can also be configured to send live debugging information to a #kerneldebugger running on a separate computer. Windows XP also allows for kernel debugging from the machine that is running the OS. If a blue screen error is encountered while a live kernel debugger is attached to the system, Windows will halt execution and cause the debugger to break in, rather than displaying the BSoD. The debugger can then be used to examine the contents of memory and determine the source of the problem.  The Windows debugger is available as a free download from Microsoft. Windows includes a feature that can be used to cause a blue screen manually. To enable it, the user must add a value to the Windows Registry. After that, a BSoD will appear when the user taps Scroll twice while holding the right ^ Ctrl key.[4] This feature is primarily useful for obtaining a memory dump of the computer while it is in a given state. As such, it is generally used to aid in troubleshooting system hangs.  By default, Windows XP is configured to save only a 64kB minidump when it encounters a blue screen, and to then automatically reboot the computer. Because this process happens very quickly, the blue screen may be seen only for an instant or not at all. Users have sometimes noted this as a random reboot rather than a traditional stop error, and are only aware of an issue after Windows reboots and displays a notification that it has recovered from a serious error. This happens only when the computer has a function called "Auto Restart" enabled, which can be disabled in the Control Panel which in turn shows the BSoDs.  A BSoD can also be caused by a critical boot loader error, where the operating system is unable to access the boot partition due to incorrect storage drivers, a damaged file system or similar problems. The error code in this situation is STOP 0x0000007B (INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE). In such cases, there is no #memorydump saved. Since the system is unable to boot from the hard drive in this situation, correction of the problem often requires booting from the Microsoft Windows CD. After booting to the CD, it may be possible to correct the problem by performing a repair install or by using the Recovery Console (with CHKDSK). BSoDs have been present in all Windows-based operating systems since Windows 3.1. (See History of Microsoft Windows) BSoDs can be caused by poorly written device drivers or malfunctioning hardware, such as faulty memory, power supply issues, overheating of components, or hardware running beyond its specification limits. In the Windows 9x era, incompatible DLLs or bugs in the operating system kernel could also cause #BSoDs 

Today's Troll Lesson is How The Female Reproduction System Works and what breasts look like!


Menstrual cycle is the cycle of changes that occurs in the uterus and ovary for the purpose of sexual reproduction. It is essential for the production of eggs and for the preparation of the uterus for pregnancy. The#menstrualcycle occurs only in fertile #female#humans and other female primates. In humans, the length of a menstrual cycle varies greatly among women (ranging from 25 to 35 days), with 28 days designated as the average length. Each cycle can be divided into three phases based on events in the ovary#ovarian cycle or in the #uterus #uterine cycle). The ovarian cycle consists of the follicular phase, ovulation, and luteal phase whereas the uterine cycle is divided into menstruation, proliferative phase, and secretory phase. Both cycles are controlled by the endocrine system and the normal hormonal changes that occur can be interfered with using hormonal contraception to prevent reproduction. After being released from the ovary, the egg is swept into the fallopian tube by the fimbria, which is a fringe of tissue at the end of each fallopian tube. After about a day, an unfertilized egg will disintegrate or dissolve in the fallopian tubeFertilization by a spermatozoon #sperm #semen #jizz#cum , when it occurs, usually takes place in the ampulla, the widest section of the fallopian tubes. A fertilized egg immediately begins the process of embryogenesis, or development. The developing #baby#embryo takes about three days to reach the uterus and another three days to implant into the endometrium. It has usually reached the blastocyst stage at the time of implantation. In some women, ovulation features a characteristic pain called mittelschmerz (German term meaning middle pain). The sudden change in hormones at the time of ovulation sometimes also causes light mid-cycle blood flow By convention, menstrual cycles are counted from the first day of menstrual bleeding. Stimulated by gradually increasing amounts of estrogen in the follicular phase, discharges of blood (menses) slow then stop, and the lining of the uterus thickens. Follicles in the ovary begin developing under the influence of a complex interplay of hormones, and after several days one or occasionally two become dominant (non-dominant follicles atrophy and die). Approximately mid-cycle, 24–36 hours after the Luteinizing Hormone (LH) surges, the dominant follicle releases an ovum, or egg, in an event called ovulation. After ovulation, the egg only lives for 24 hours or less without fertilization while the remains of the dominant follicle in the ovary become a corpus luteum; this body has a primary function of producing large amounts of progesterone. Under the influence of progesterone, the endometrium (uterine lining) changes to prepare for potential implantation of an embryo to establish a pregnancy. If implantation does not occur within approximately two weeks, the corpus luteum will involute, causing sharp drops in levels of both progesterone and estrogen. The hormone drop causes the uterus to shed its lining and egg in a process termed menstruation. In the menstrual cycle, changes occur in the female reproductive system as well as other systems (which lead to breast tenderness or mood changes, for example). A woman's first menstruation is termed menarche, and occurs typically around age 12-13. The end of a woman's reproductive phase is called the menopause, which commonly occurs somewhere between the ages of 45 and 55. The average age of menarche in humans is 12–13 years, but is normal anywhere between ages 8 and 16. The average age of menarche is about 12.5 years in the United States, 12.72 in Canada, 12.9 in the UK and 13.06 ± 0.10 years in Iceland. Factors such as heredity, diet and overall health can accelerate or delay menarche. The cessation of menstrual cycles at the end of a woman's reproductive period is termed menopause. The average age of menopause in women is 52 years, with anywhere between 45 and 55 being common. Menopause before age 45 is considered premature in industrialised countries. Like the age of menarche, the age of menopause is largely a result of cultural and biological factors; however, illnesses, certain surgeries, or medical treatments may cause menopause to occur earlier than it might have otherwise. The length of a woman's menstrual cycle will typically vary, with some shorter cycles and some longer cycles. A woman who experiences variations of less than eight days between her longest cycles and shortest cycles is considered to have regular menstrual cycles. It is unusual for a woman to experience cycle length variations of less than four days. Length variation between eight and 20 days is considered as moderately irregular cycles. Variation of 21 days or more between a woman's shortest and longest cycle lengths is considered very irregular. The menstrual cycle can be described by the ovarian or uterine cycle. The ovarian cycle describes changes that occur in the follicles of the ovary whereas the uterine cycle describes changes in the endometrial lining of the uterus. Both cycles can be divided into three phases. The ovarian cycle consists of the follicular phase, ovulation, and the luteal phase whereas the uterine cycle consists of menstruation, proliferative phase, and secretory phase. Menstruation is the periodic discharge of blood and mucosal tissue (the endometrium) from the uterus and vagina. It starts at menarche at or before sexual maturity (maturation), in females of certain mammalian species, and ceases at or near menopause (commonly considered the end of a female's reproductive life). The periodicity of menstruation gives rise to commonly used euphemisms like "period" and "monthly".[1][2] Women typically stop menstruating if they conceive or if they are breastfeeding. When menstruation stops for longer than about 90 days in the absence of pregnancy or breastfeeding, a medical evaluation should occur, as a number of health problems can result in absent menstruation. Menstruation lasts from puberty until menopause among non-pregnant women. 

See http://gifwall.net/5018/ for larger & better quality version of this image! Space is the boundless threedimensional extent in which objects and events have relative position and direction. Physical space is often conceived in three linear dimensions, although modern physicists usually consider it, with time, to be part of a boundless fourdimensional #continuum known as #spacetime . In #mathematics , "spaces" are examined with different numbers of #dimensions and with different underlying structures. The concept of#space is considered to be of fundamental importance to an understanding of the physical universe. However,#disagreement continues between #philosophers over whether it is itself an entity, a relationship between entities, or part of a conceptual framework. Debates concerning the nature, essence and the mode of existence of space date back to antiquity; namely, to treatises like the Timaeus of Plato, or Socrates in his reflections on what the Greeks called khora (i.e. "space"), or in the Physics of Aristotle (Book IV, Delta) in the definition of topos (i.e. place), or even in the later "geometrical conception of place" as "space qua extension" in the Discourse on Place (Qawl fi alMakan) of the thcentury Arab polymath Alhazen. Many of these classical philosophical questions were discussed in the Renaissance and then reformulated in the th century, particularly during the early development of classical mechanics. In Isaac Newton's view, space was absolute—in the sense that it existed permanently and independently of whether there were any #matter in the space. Other natural philosophers, notably Gottfried Leibniz, thought instead that space was in fact a collection of relations between objects, given by their distance and direction from one another. In the th century, the philosopher and theologian George Berkeley attempted to refute the "visibility of spatial depth" in his Essay Towards a New #Theory of Vision. Later, the metaphysician Immanuel Kant said neither space nor time can be empirically perceived, they are elements of a systematic framework that humans use to structure all experiences. Kant referred to "space" in his Critique of Pure Reason as being: a subjective "pure a priori form of intuition", hence it is an unavoidable contribution of our human faculties. In the seventeenth#century , the philosophy of space and time emerged as a central issue in epistemology and metaphysics. At its heart, Gottfried Leibniz, the German philosophermathematician, and Isaac Newton, the English physicistmathematician, set out two opposing theories of what space is. Rather than being an entity that independently exists over and above other matter, Leibniz held that space is no more than the collection of spatial relations between objects in the world: "space is that which results from places taken together". Unoccupied regions are those that could have objects in them, and thus spatial relations with other places. For Leibniz, then, space was an idealised abstraction from the relations between individual entities or their possible locations and therefore could not be continuous but must be discrete. Space could be thought of in a similar way to the relations between family members. Although people in the family are related to one another, the relations do not exist independently of the people. Leibniz argued that space could not exist independently of objects in the world because that implies a difference between two universes exactly alike except for the location of the material world in each universe. But since there would be no observational way of telling these universes apart then, according to the identity of indiscernibles, there would be no real difference between them. According to the principle of sufficient reason, any theory of space that implied that there could be these two possible #universes , must therefore be wrong.#IsaacNewton Isaac Newton took space to be more than relations between material objects and based his position on observation and experimentation. For a relationist there can be no real difference between inertial motion, in which the object travels with#constantvelocity , and noninertial #motion , in which the #velocity changes with time, since all spatial measurements are relative to other objects and their motions. But Newton argued that since noninertial motion generates #forces , it must be absolute. He used the example of water in a spinning bucket to demonstrate his argument. Water in a bucket is hung from a rope and set to spin, starts with a flat surface. After a while, as the bucket continues to spin, the surface of the water becomes concave. If the bucket's#spinning is stopped then the surface of the water remains concave as it continues to spin. The concave surface is therefore apparently not the result of relative motion between the bucket and the water. Instead, Newton argued, it must be a result of noninertial motion relative to space itself. For several centuries the bucket argument was decisive in showing that space must exist independently of matter. In the th and th centuries mathematicians began to examine nonEuclidean geometries, in which space can be said to be curved, rather than flat. According to#AlbertEinstein 's #theory of #generalrelativity , space around gravitational fields deviates from Euclidean space. #Experimental tests of general #relativity have confirmed that nonEuclidean space provides a better model for the shape of space. In , Albert Einstein published a paper on a special theory of relativity, in which he proposed that space and time be combined into a single construct known as spacetime.




#JensenAckles was born in #Dallas , #Texas , to Roger Alan Ackles and Donna Joan Ackles (née Shaffer). After #modeling as a young child, he began to concentrate on an #acting career in upon his #graduation from Lloyd V. Berkner #HighSchool in Richardson, Texas. In , he received a role on the NBC soap opera Days of Our Lives () as Eric Brady, for which he #won a #SoapOpera Digest #award for Best Male Newcomer. After leaving #DaysofOurLives () in , Ackles went to #Vancouver , joining the cast of the James Cameron television series Dark Angel (). His first appearance on the show was in as Max' (played by Jessica Alba) disturbed brother Ben/X. After Ben" died, Ackles returned to the series in the second season as Ben's clone, Alec/X, who eventually teamed up with Max and stayed until the show's demise in . In , he made several guest appearances as C.J. on the hit WB Network show Dawson's Creek (). In , Ackles returned to Vancouver and became a regular on the popular WB Network series Smallville (), which revolves around the life of the teen aged #ClarkKent #Superman . His character, Jason Teague, was an assistant coach for the high school football team and a love interest of Clark Kent's exgirlfriend, Lana Lang, played by Kristin Kreuk. Ackles returned to #television in in the new WB #horror series Supernatural () in the role of Dean Winchester, who teams with his brother Sam (Jared Padalecki) to roadtrip across the country investigating the #paranormal . Deep Husky Voice Ginger Beard Freckles Often plays men with intense emotional and psychological issues Frequently plays characters with an overwhelming need for parental approval Trivia () Graduated from L. V. Berkner High School, Richardson, Texas in . Has one brother, Joshua, approximately three years older, and one sister, Mackenzie, approximately seven years younger. Was a child model at age , then quit, and started again at age . Played baseball and lacrosse in high school. Fan of the Dallas Cowboys. Planned to study sports medicine at Texas Tech University and become a physical therapist, before he decided to move to LA to give acting a try. Enjoys horseback riding. graduate of Apollo Junior High School in Richardson, TX. graduate of Dartmouth #Elementary School in Richardson, Texas. Was runner up to Tom Welling for the role of #ClarkKent on #Smallville (). Was brought onto the show in season as Lana's boyfriend. Also sings and plays guitar. He is the son of actor Alan Ackles and Donna Joan Shaffer. Jensen's parents named him Jensen because they considered other names but found them too common. Ackles, Jensen's last name, is pronounced like 'Cackles' without a 'C.' Good friends with Christian Kane. His career has an ongoing theme of dealing with demonic forces. His character's mother, "Marlena" on Days of Our Lives (), was possessed by the Devil. In the movie Devour (), he was the son of "Satan". On his television series, Supernatural (), his character battles the forces of hell. His parents were going to name him Justin but his parents thought it was too common. He is a keen photographer and is always taking photos on the set of Supernatural (). Was offered a role as Eliza Dushku's love interest on Tru Calling () but chose to take a role on Smallville () instead. Eric #Christian Olsen was eventually given the role and the character's name was changed to Jensen. His first name is actually a surname and is the most common surname in #Denmark . Best friends with his Supernatural () costar, Jared Padalecki. Jared Padalecki even calls Jensen's father Papa Ackles. Is expecting his first child with wife Danneel Ackles (January ). On the film set of Cheaper by the Dozen (), Jared Padalecki met Tom Welling, who played Clark Kent on Smallville (). Before the start of Supernatural (), Jensen also played on Smallville. Both shows filmed in B.C. Vancouver, in the CW lot, and they are all now reallife friends. Tom and Jared, are both pranksters. Had his first daughter with wife Danneel Harris Ackles, named Justice Jay "JJ" Ackles, born on May , . Ranked # on Empire Online list of the " Sexiest Movie Stars" in . Filming season of Supernatural () in Vancouver, British Columbia. August Filming the th season of Supernatural () in Vancouver, British Columbia. November Filming the rd season of Supernatural () in Vancouver. 


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The "Dancing Baby," also called "Baby Cha-Cha," is a 3D-rendered animation of a baby dancing. It quickly became a media phenomenon, internet meme, and one of the first viral videos, in the late 1990s. Dancing Baby, also known as “Baby Cha-Cha,” is a viral video of a 3D-rendered baby dancing to the intro of “Hooked on a Feeling” by the Swedish rock band Blue Swede. Widely cited as one of the earliest examples of an Internet phenomenon, the Dancing Baby became globally popular via e-mail chains in 1996.  The original “cha-cha” dance file was developed by Michael Girard and Robert Lurye. It was released in Autumn 1996 as part of product sample source files included in Character Studio, a 3D character animation software. Ron Lussier, who was working for LucasArts at the time, tweaked the original file and shared it with coworkers via email, sparking the baby’s internet travels: I showed it to a few people and one of them asked me to forward it to them in e-mail. A week or so later I heard from fellow employees that the animation was traveling through the company via e-mail… then a bit later, I heard people say they had received it back again from people outside the company, across the country. From that it quickly traveled to the internet and became the strange phenomenon that it was. For more scoops on the history of Dancing Baby, check out Lussier’s Dancing Baby FAQ page.As illustrated in the chart, the meme’s popularity has been steadily declining in search queries throughout the 2000s. The term “Dancing Baby” peaked in both September 2009 and June 2010, but referred to viral YouTube videos of actual babies dancing. 



The 1st Dancing Pickle made its debut on +Wendy Williams  The Wendy Williams Show on November 14, 2011 which is#NationalPickleDay! Pickles have been a popular food for thousands of years. In 2030 B.C., cucumbers were imported from India to the Tigris Valley. There, they were first preserved and eaten as pickles.  In ancient Egypt, people consumed pickles for their nutritional value and because they were thought to enhance beauty. Cleopatra attributed her good looks to her full diet of pickles. Centuries later, Napoleon believed that pickles offered health benefits for his armies, so he offered a huge cash prize to anyone who was able to preserve them safely.

the phenakistoscope (also spelled phenakistiscope or phenakitiscope) was an early animation device that used the persistence of vision principle to create an illusion of motion history although the principle behind the phenakistoscope had been recognized by the greek mathematician euclid and later in experiments by newton it was not until 1829 that this idea became firmly established by belgian joseph plateau plateau planned it in 1839 and invented it in 1841 later the same year the austrian simon von stampfer invented the stroboscopic disk a similar machine a contemporary edition of britannica says "the phenakistoscope or magic discwas originally invented by dr roget and improved by m plateau at brussels and dr faraday"[1] technology the phenakistoscope used a spinning disc attached vertically to a handle arrayed around the disc's center were a series of drawings showing phases of the animation and cut through it were a series of equally spaced radial slits the user would spin the disc and look through the moving slits at the disc's reflection in a mirror the scanning of the slits across the reflected images kept them from simply blurring together so that the user would see a rapid succession of images that appeared to be a single moving picture a variant of it had two discs one with slits and one with pictures this was slightly more unwieldy but needed no mirror unlike the zoetrope and its successors the phenakistoscope could only practically be used by one person at a time 



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jamiemccartney.com IN THE NAME OF ART: 400 VAGINAS ON THE WALL UNCATEGORIZEDNOV 25 20130 49 ART IN THE FORM OF VAGINAS OF 400 DIFFERENT WOMEN WILL SOUND LIKE MUSIC TO THE EARS OF MOST MEN HOWEVER THIS PROJECT IS DEFINITELY NOT CREATED WITH A PORNOGRAPHIC OR SEXUAL APPROACH BRITISH ARTIST +Jamie McCartney MADE ​​10 PANELS CALLED “THE GREAT WALL OF VAGINA ‘ THE PREMISE OF MCCARTNEY’S PROJECT IS TO MAKE THE MOST INTIMATE PLACE OF THE WOMAN MORE UNDERSTANDABLE WITH THIS WALL JAMIE MCCARTNEY IS AN ENGLISH ARTIST TRAINED AT HARTFORD ART SCHOOL USA FROM WHERE HE GRADUATED WITH HIGHEST HONOURS IN 1991 cunt kunt is a word for the female genitalia particularly the vulva and is widely considered to be extremely vulgar[1] the earliest citation of this usage in the 1972 oxford english dictionary c 1230 refers to the london street known as gropecunt lane scholar germaine greer has said that "it is one of the few remaining words in the english language with a genuine power to shock"[2] generally the word "cunt" is generally regarded in englishspeaking countries as unsuitable for normal public discourse it has been described as "the most heavily tabooed word of all english words"[10][11] although this has been disputed[12]  feminist perspectives some feminists of the 1970s sought to eliminate disparaging terms for women including "bitch" and "cunt"[13] in the context of pornography catharine mackinnon argued that use of the word acts to reinforce a dehumanisation of women by reducing them to mere body parts[14] and in 1979 andrea dworkin described the word as reducing women to "the one essential – 'cunt: our essence  our offence'"

Obesity is a medical condition in which excess body fat has accumulated to the extent that it may have an adverse effect on health, leading to reduced life expectancy and/or increased health problems.[1][2] People are considered obese when their body mass index (BMI), a measurement obtained by dividing a person's weight in kilograms by the square of the person's height in metres, exceeds 30 kg/m2.[3]  Obesity increases the likelihood of various diseases, particularly heart disease, type 2 diabetes, obstructive sleep apnea, certain types of cancer, and osteoarthritis.[2] Obesity is most commonly caused by a combination of excessive food energy intake, lack of physical activity, and genetic susceptibility, although a few cases are caused primarily by genes, endocrine disorders, medications or psychiatric illness. Evidence to support the view that some obese people eat little yet gain weight due to a slow metabolism is limited; on average obese people have a greater energy expenditure than their thin counterparts due to the energy required to maintain an increased body mass.[4][5]  Dieting and physical exercise are the mainstays of treatment for obesity. Diet quality can be improved by reducing the consumption of energy-dense foods such as those high in fat and sugars, and by increasing the intake of dietary fiber.


homosexuality (from ancient greek ὁμός meaning "same" and latin sexus meaning "sex") is romantic attraction sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender as an orientation homosexuality refers to "an enduring pattern of or disposition to experience sexual affectionate or romantic attractions" primarily or exclusively to people of the same sex "it also refers to an individual's sense of personal and social identity based on those attractions behaviors expressing them and membership in a community of others who share them"[1][2] coming out (of the closet) is a phrase referring to one's disclosure of their sexual orientation or gender identity and is described and experienced variously as a psychological process or journey[101] generally coming out is described in three phases the first phase is that of "knowing oneself" and the realization emerges that one is open to samesex relations[102] this is often described as an internal coming out the second phase involves one's decision to come out to others eg family friends or colleagues the third phase more generally involves living openly as an lgbt person[103] in the united states today people often come out during high school or college age at this age they may not trust or ask for help from others especially when their orientation is not accepted in society sometimes their own families are not even informed along with bisexuality and heterosexuality 

Here's a bit of advice to parents: don't lie to your kids. Yesterday we wrote a post on a PR stunt by Google to "track Santa" and pointed out that the whole thing is more than a bit silly, especially for Google, which prides itself on openness and spreading information. That post got a fair bit of attention and more than a few comments so we thought we would elucidate, on this beautiful Christmas day, why, exactly, parents shouldn't lie to their kids and make them believe in Santa Claus.  The argument goes something like this: lying to children is bad.  You would think that this would be uncontroversial, somewhere between "Don't punch old ladies" and "World peace is a good idea", but there we are. So let us explain.  It's not just a story. Parents usually defend the Santa lie by saying that it's just a story, like Snow White. But there's a difference between fiction and lying. When you tell your kids a story, they know it's a story. They don't believe it's actually real. When kids play cops and robbers, even though they pretend otherwise -- and that's part of the fun! -- they know they're not actual cops and robbers. It's not the same thing as a telling them a story. Telling stories is awesome. The Santa lie, however, is a lie.  It doesn't do anything for their imagination. This is usually the next line of defense: tricking kids about Santa somehow helps their imagination. But that makes no sense. You're not asking kids to actually imagine anything, you're feeding them beliefs. You are taking advantage of the fact that they trust you to make them believe things are true which are not. That has nothing to do with imagination. If believing in Santa was an exercise in imagination, every kid would believe in a different Santa. And yet the things kids believe about Santa are the things their parents tell them (unless the kids are smart).  Who cares if it's tradition? For a very long time, tradition included such smart education principles as "spare the rod, spoil the child." Now our society doesn't believe in beating children -- and that's a good thing. Families that celebrate Christmas should have Christmas traditions! If you're Christian, well, your religion already has plenty of traditions around that. If you're secular but still want to celebrate Christmas, you still have carols, food, spending time together, and exchanging gifts for the right, correct reason: that you love each other. You don't need to invent a supersonic fat man to show your children you love them.  It's bad tactics. From the parents' purely self-interested perspective, the Santa lie is just dumb parenting. First of all, it erodes your trust capital. Once your kids discover that you were actively lying to them for several years, how much do you think they'll trust you? Some kids are unaffected, but many trust their parents less. The Santa lie is also used to control children: if you're "good" you'll get presents, and if you're "naughty" you won't. But really, has that ever worked? Except for the two weeks before Christmas, and possibly for thirty seconds after being reminded, has any child ever altered his behavior in any way because of this threat?  It's just morally wrong. Sorry to repeat ourselves, but lying to children is just wrong. It is. Just because someone is gullible is no reason to lie to them, and children have a right not to be deceived like everyone else. You can make a case for some "white lies" but the Santa lie is not a white lie. It's just a lie.  It's selfish. That's the biggest reason. Despite their protestations to the contrary, parents don't do it for the benefit of the children. They do it for their own benefit. When pressed and rebutted, parents will eventually blurt out "But they're so cute when they believe in Santa!" That's the real reason, isn't it? Parents tell their kids the Santa lie because it's a form of entertainment. They like to watch kids helplessly believe something they know isn't true. At the end of the day, it's a cruel prank.  So there you go, parents. It's not too late. Come clean.

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1.A word that describes an unknown situation. 2.A word that describes an unknown feeling. 3.Used when you don't know the answer to something. A word to use when you dont know what the persons talking about. a word commonly used to describe an emotional state in which the person feels a sense of having no hope; usually during a deep depression. its a word used in an after sentence, when no one is talking, or when a person has nothing else to say. Etymology Sense “Idle, meaningless talk” (1940), probably imitative or echoic in origin. Adjective sense “bland, dull” (1919), perhaps influenced by French blasé (“bored, indifferent”). The blahs (“boredom, mild depression”) first attested 1969; extension of adjective sense and influenced by term the blues. Also may be connected with bleatBlah-Blah-Blah is an album by Iggy Pop. Released on A&M in 1986, it became his most commercially successful album to date. Blah-Blah-Blah appeared after a four-year hiatus for Pop, with David Bowie serving as his prime collaborator. A successful tour followed the album's release. "Blah Blah Blah" is a song by American recording artist Kesha from her debut album, Animal. Produced by Benny Blanco, and co-written by Kesha, Blanco, Neon Hitch and Sean Foreman, it was released as the album's second single on February 19, 2010, and features 3OH!3. Initial writing of the song took place when Kesha, Blanco, Hitch and Foreman were discussing which sex talked more and which one was more "obnoxious." The song is a midtempo electropop song that speaks of men in the same way that they have talked about women in the music industry. The lyrics depict a woman who would rather have sex than listen to a man speak and features blatant come-ons throughout the song. 




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+Mark Hackel TO THE UNINITIATED HACKEL’S MOTOR-MOUTH DELIVERY CAN SEEM LIKE AN ATTEMPT TO COMMANDEER THE CONVERSATION PERHAPS IT’S A STYLE HE PICKED UP WHILE TEACHING “VERBAL JUDO” A TACTICAL-COMMUNICATION TRAINING COURSE DESIGNED TO INFLUENCE POTENTIALLY HOSTILE SITUATIONS THROUGH WORDS AFTER SOME TIME THOUGH IT BECOMES CLEAR THAT HACKEL IS JUST FULL OF ENERGY WALK IN ON HIM DURING A MEETING IN HIS FIRST-FLOOR OFFICE OF THE COUNTY’S DEPARTMENT OF ROADS BUILDING AND YOU’LL LIKELY FIND HIM TEASING AND TELLING STORIES HIS STAFF IN STITCHES “IN THE OFFICE I’M ALWAYS JOKING AROUND OR JUST THROWING A BALL AROUND” HACKEL SAYS “I’M HIGH-ENERGY BUT NOT HIGH-STRUNG” MARK ALLEN HACKEL IS THE COUNTY EXECUTIVE OF MACOMB COUNTY MICHIGAN AND IS THE FIRST PERSON TO HOLD THAT POSITION HE BEGAN HIS CURRENT 4-YEAR TERM ON JANUARY 1 2011 PRIOR TO SERVING AS COUNTY EXECUTIVE HE SERVED 10 YEARS AS MACOMB COUNTY SHERIFF FROM 2001–2010 BEING ELECTED TO 4-YEAR TERMS IN 2000 2004 AND 2008 HE RESIGNED AS SHERIFF ON DECEMBER 31 2010 TO BEGIN HIS TERM AS COUNTY EXECUTIVE HACKEL SERVED WITH THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT MARK'S EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND INCLUDES A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION FROM STERLING HEIGHTS HIGH SCHOOL A BACHELOR OF ARTS DEGREE FROM WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY IN CRIMINAL JUSTICE AND A MASTER DEGREE IN PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION FROM CENTRAL MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY HE HAS ALSO TRAINED AT THE FBI'S NATIONAL ACADEMY AND THE US SECRET SERVICE'S DIGNITARY PROTECTION SCHOOL HE ALSO TAUGHT AT MACOMB COMMUNITY COLLEGE WHERE HE MET HIS FIANCÉ TRACIE DAMSCHRODER[1] AS WELL AT WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY AND HOSTED A LOCAL CABLE SHOW CALLED EXECUTIVE FOCUSSTARTING IN 1981 MACOMB COUNTY SHERIFF #DOUCHEBAG MARK WON THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION FOR SHERIFF ON AUGUST 8 2000 CAPTURING 46% OF THE VOTE IN A 15-PERSON PRIMARY[3] HE DEFEATED REPUBLICAN STEVE THOMAS IN NOVEMBER 2000 WINNING 52% OF THE VOTE TO BECOME COUNTY SHERIFF HACKEL WON RE-ELECTION IN 2004 AND 2008 DEFEATING REPUBLICAN KRISTI DEAN BOTH TIMES IN HIS 2008 WIN OVER DEAN HE RECEIVED 784 PERCENT OF THE VOTE AND SET A NEW RECORD OF 314778 TOTAL VOTES FOR A COUNTY WIDE ELECTED OFFICE ON DECEMBER 3 2008 SHERIFF HACKEL ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD FORMED AN EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE LOOKING